relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

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rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg

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datkarkatass:

2srooky:

I casually mentioned my tumblr in class a last week and this really popular girl who kinda disses on me a lot was like “Oh yeah, tumblr! I’m super famous on there, I have like 100 followers, It’s so hard to get them on Tumblr I bet you don’t even have that many.” 

"One thousand one hundred and eighty."

"Excuse me?"

"I have one thousand one hundred and eighty followers on tumblr."

image

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watchtheskytonight:

hesanangelwithashotgun:

alwaysredfire:

duckytier:

zukosflamingnipples:

midnightlake:

kai-face:

terribletoaster:

charming-but-insane:

maradreamsofdisney:

batman-in-pigfarts:

I may have just died of laughing too much

this is literally how I sing Disney songs sometimes hahaha

…how do you watch a Disney movie without doing this?

THIS GUY. MY FAVORITE.

emphasis mine, because seriously, how?

perfect facial expressions

#they rival the facial expressions of my roommate

dude

that’s me too dude

Finally back on my dash! Forever reblog!

He’s one of my good friends and he’s just fantastic. One of the funniest guys you will ever meet. He’s just so lovable and his expressions are perfect.

This just made my childhood better

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#omg

credit: (x) (x) (x) (x)

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#5sos

rnike:

How about being stabbed

(Source: heterosaxual)

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make me choose: chris argent or melissa mccall

(Source: samiferist)

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#dean #supernatural #dean winchester

(Source: zirryi)

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#liam

allison + pretty color schemes
[format cred]

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#allison argent #teen wolf

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

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chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

(Source: jaredsadalecki)

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cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

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